Monday, 18 September 2023

The Revolution will not be Televised (but its a Bitcoin parody)


You will not be able to stay home brotherYou will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop outYou will not be able to lose yourself on skag andSkip out for beer during commercialsBecause the revolution will not be televisedThe revolution will not be televisedThe revolution will not be brought to you by Black RockIn four parts without commercial interruptionsThe revolution will not show you pictures of Joe BidenBlowing a bugle and leading a charge by Barak ObamaGeneral "Mad Dog" Mattis and Douglas LuteTo eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuaryThe revolution will not be televisedThe revolution will not be brought to you byUniversal Studios and will not starMatt Damon and Connor McGregor or Eminem and Snoop DoggThe revolution will not give your mouth sex appealThe revolution will not get rid of the nubsThe revolution will not make you look five pounds thinnerBecause the revolution will not be televised, brotherThere will be no pictures of you and Tom BradyPushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead runOr trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulanceNBC will not be able to predict the winner at 8:32Or report from 29 districtsThe revolution will not be televisedThere will be no pictures of Bitcoin helpingPeople escape war on the instant replayThere will be no pictures of Bitcoin helpingPeople escape war on the instant replayThere will be no pictures of Jimmy FallonBeing run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new processThere will be no slow motion or still lifes of Elon MuskStrolling through Watts in a yellow and blackLibertarian jumpsuit that he had been savingFor just the proper occasionMoons, Lambos, and ShitcoinsWill no longer be so damned relevantAnd people will not care if a new shitcoin is going to 1000xTo dump it all the next day because peopleWill be in the street looking for a brighter dayThe revolution will not be televisedThere will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock newsAnd no pictures of on the ground grassroots organizersAnd Jill Biden blowing her noseThe theme song will not be written by Nami MelumadOr Diane Warren, nor sung by Madonna CicconeAriana Grande, Taylor Swift, Rihanna or Billie EilishThe revolution will not be televisedThe revolution will not be obfuscated awayCome default on the newest IPhone, deposited into banks or ran by a companyYou will not have to worry about the insolvency of another custodianThe payment or withdraw denials from your bank or an explanation for paying face to faceThe revolution will not go better with CokeThe revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breathThe revolution WILL put YOU in the driver's seatThe revolution will not be televised, will not be televisedWill not be televised, will not be televisedThe revolution will be no re-run, brothersThe revolution will be liveOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwSRqaZGsPw via /r/Bitcoin https://bit.ly/3ZtwhTC

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