After many months of heavy and exhausting debate the dev teams from both the Core and Classic clients have come to a unanimous consensus on a new scaling roadmap which abandons the concept of neither a soft nor hard fork in favor of the first ever blockchain spoon.Since no one could agree on a way forward and it was obvious Bitcoin was quickly on it's way to $10 after sentiment on the Bitcoin related subreddits reached new lows while under a bot army attack from the evil Ethereum team, decisive action was needed using recently developed technology deep from an underground sewer lair by an anonymous developer going by the pseudonym Ratatouille Pizzamoto.When asked what a blockchain spoon is, Pizzamoto replied, "Well you see, it's when two clients make up, lie down and cuddle, with one client gently embracing the other client from behind. This union of the clients creates a new bond which is unbreakable and will usher in a new age of growth and prosperity for the Bitcoin protocol."The new merged client will be rebranded as "Bitcoin Fabulous" as dubbed by the new lead dev Billy the male escort who won the community's hearts after a recent Bitcoin Uncensored podcast.After being pressed, Pizzamoto reluctantly admitted that while the new Spooning event would solve all of Bitcoin's problems, it would still likely set off a new debate on which client would get to be the big spoon.Professor Bitcorn was not available for comment. via /r/Bitcoin http://bit.ly/1UHutBx
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